Acai bowls
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Healthy brunch cafe
4.5 (5)Los Cristianos10-20 €




Pistacho Coffee Brunch in Los Cristianos is built around the healthy-brunch side of Tenerife eating: avocado toast, salmon, smoothie bowls, strawberries, sweet potatoes and gluten-free choices. The best reviews praise fresh ingredients, careful presentation and staff who can help in English when needed.
The weak point is the ordering flow. One guest had a bad experience with the app-based ordering and found service hard to navigate, so this is better when you are comfortable with a modern cafe system and not in a rush. Daily 07:30 opening makes it a practical breakfast stop rather than only a late brunch plan.
Brunch
Fresh, carefully presented brunch plates are the clearest food signal.
Healthy bowls
Useful for a lighter breakfast or brunch.
Dietary options
Staff helped at least one guest find a gluten-free option.
Service
Useful for visitors who need help with ordering.
Planning note
Can be convenient, but one review found it frustrating.
Customer photos
Guest review summary
Commonly mentioned by visitors.
Avocado toast, salmon, smoothie bowls and sweet potatoes are praised for freshness.
Staff can help with gluten-free options and English-speaking service.
The cafe works well for a lighter, healthier brunch in Los Cristianos.
One review reports a frustrating app-ordering experience, so it may not suit everyone.
Recommended reviews
Catalina
Source: Google Maps
5 months ago
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Really delicious breakfast with fresh, high-quality ingredients. The avocado toast and salmon were amazing, nicely presented, and very tasty. Great atmosphere too — would definitely come back! 😊
Amrit Mann
Source: Google Maps
8 months ago
Pistachio is such a wonderful spot for brunch! The food was authentic, fresh, and absolutely delicious—you can really taste the quality and care in every dish. The strawberry iced matcha was a highlight, and I would highly recommend it to anyone visiting. The staff were so kind and attentive, making the whole experience special for me. As a female solo traveller, I felt very comfortable and cared for, which I truly appreciated. One small note: the café is tucked away at the back of the shopping centre, so it can be a little tricky to find at first—but it’s absolutely worth the effort once you do.
Alma Camera
Source: Google Maps
a month ago
Obsessed with the food✨ A lovely lady helped with my order and helped me find a gluten-free option that was perfect! The sweet potatoes are so yummy and my fav.
Chloé L
Source: Google Maps
2 months ago
Very nice food with a lot of options. The servers are also super nice and speak English if needed
Sabina Al
Source: Google Maps
7 months ago
This brunch place was unfortunately a bad experience l, I dont understand how it got such high reviews. First of, you have to order via their app, which did not work for my friend. She went to the counter to order, because the waiter wouldnt come. Her order came 15 minutes before mine, even though I had ordered and payed for my meal before hers. The food was kind of tasteless, I ordered the mavericks, the omelette was undercooked and the eggs gooey, with a side of boiled sweet potato with no seasoning and some bland turkey. My friend ordered something with mushrooms and said they tasted really salty, with undercooked eggs as well. On top of that, I found a hair in my food, tried to signal the waiter, but he was nowhere to be found. The cappuccino was also bad, I expected a brunch place to serve tasty specialty coffee, not supermarket level ones. The few interactions we had with the personal was nice, but unfortunately, they really need to improve their service and the quality of the food they serve.
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