Lee Hambleton
Source: Google Maps
a year ago
Awesome atmosphere, great drinks and superb staff. Rafa makes the best cocktails!
Cocktail bar
4.9 (5)Los Cristianos10-20 €


Funattic Gastrobar reads more like a cocktail bar than a food-led gastrobar in the current review set. The repeated praise is for drinks, bartenders and a relaxed atmosphere: pina coladas, friendly staff, named bartenders and guests feeling comfortable enough to return.
Use it as an easy Los Cristianos drink stop rather than a restaurant recommendation. The evidence we have does not support strong food claims, so the safer card is cocktails, service and atmosphere. Current Google hours run through the day into the evening, which makes it flexible for a casual drink.
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Guest review summary
Commonly mentioned by visitors.
Cocktails are the reason to go, especially pina coladas and drinks made by named bartenders.
Visitors praise the staff by name, which is a strong signal for personal service.
The mood is relaxed enough for an easy drink stop in Los Cristianos.
The reviews are drinks-focused, so do not treat it as a food-led restaurant recommendation.
Recommended reviews
Lee Hambleton
Source: Google Maps
a year ago
Awesome atmosphere, great drinks and superb staff. Rafa makes the best cocktails!
Eaz Rog
Source: Google Maps
a year ago
Fantastic, chilled area with wonderful friendly staff. I’ve just enjoyed a Pina colada made by the lovely Vicky Gomez. Perfect..
Pamela Dawson
Source: Google Maps
4 months ago
Wonderful staff especially Gemma B who always had a lovely smile and great personality.
Sk Singh
Source: Google Maps
2 years ago
Amazing cocktails and service, Yokasty was so friendly and made the best cocktails she also took some lovely photos for us 😊
Desmond Baker
Source: Google Maps
9 months ago
Everything here is lovely what more could one ask for 🙏 really looking forward to coming back asap.
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